FOR THE LIVING ROOM:

Oud - A light refreshing scent to help offset your unbelievably hot, strong, handsome husband's pheromones, so that a lesser female doesn't catch his scent and attempt to cause issues.  (I.E., Cover his sweaty ball smell)

FOR THE BEDROOM:

Black Opium - The perfect scent to cover up that hot, nasty, sweaty sex.

FOR THE BATHROOM:

Salt Air - A scent that mixes perfectly with your morning dump.  Hence the name - "WHO SHIT IN THE MEADOW."

FOR THE HOLIDAYS:

Balsam Fir & Fig - This candle makes me want to build a fire, drink bourbon, and cuddle with you.

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